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Faraway Lad Member August 26, 2002 04:35 AM
Meanwhile Repulso was..............
Struggling to pull his costume back on,
"I mean come guys why oh who oh why, does the red alert alarm always go off just as I am sat on the toilet. Damn the anthramites, I wish they would remember we humans need Zips in these costumes"
Stuggling to pull the skin tight lycra up over his well muscled legs, Repulso ran well kinda hobbled, into the LMB Control room to see various LMB'ers locked in mortal combat with various attackers from the Facts of Life and of course the Ghetto Five.
"Crap" he said and did.
This unfortunately activated the full force of his Repulso power, which knocked out every one in the room (and several adjoining rooms as well)
Meanwhile back at the Parlor (which was still changing names with a disturbing regularity) Lucifer Lass was............
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Eryk Davis Ester Member August 26, 2002 11:34 PM
Meanwhile back at the Parlor (which was still changing names with a disturbing regularity) Lucifer Lass was suddenly struck on the head by a falling anvil, and incapacitated.
"That was a good idea, Captain Lightbulb," optimusmagnus says to his new, scantily clad friend. the lightbulb symbol on the front of the Captain's Speedo's seem to glow in response to that praise.
"Well, we make a pretty good team, you know. You should really consider joining up with my group," the Captain says.
"I'll have to think about it. But first let's see if everything is alright in the parlol... huh? That's weird. Why does it say "parlol"?"
"We should really make sure everything's okay inside," the Captain quickly responded.
Meanwhile, in the pub, Kid Gender Stereotype Reversal II, sister to the original Kid Gender Stereotype Reversal, who died on an early mission of the LMB when his gender stereotype reversal belt shorted out, finally spoke, saying...
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Meanwhile, in the pub, Kid Gender Stereotype Reversal II, sister to the original Kid Gender Stereotype Reversal, who died on an early mission of the LMB when his gender stereotype reversal belt shorted out, finally spoke, saying...
"How far away is Faraway Lad?" as he cried into his beer. Since the Crisis of Finite 'Net back in the spring of '02, Kid Gender Stereotype Reversal had been hunting for theose members of the LMB who had been lost. He had learned the fate of the other lost members, some survived, others hadn't. But of Faraway Lad, there was no clue.
StuRat came over with a bowl of cold potato stew. He had lost the will to cook when ComixBear was banned for the inappropriate use of toothpaste on a bird. "Yea, tho' our comrades be gone," he bemoaned, "we shall carry on the good fight." He had to yell, because that annoying group, Boyz4U, were performing on the pub's small stage. Just as they started singing that overplayed ballad...
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Just as they started singing that overplayed ballad... called Your Best Friend's HOT!... the pub exploded, knocking out Kid Gender Steroetype Reversal 2 and freeing Omega Man and Lash Lad from the effects of her power.
"SHRIEEEEK" cried Lash Lad, "I thought we would NEVER be free!" "Oh... My...God..." Omega solemnly replied as his arms flailed about madly... "BOYZ4U is... **dead**!!!"
Sturat Lad asked "Ummm, guys, you're out of the gender stereotype reversal field now... so what's the deal?"
"Oh, we ALWAYS act this way, silly!" tittered Lash Lad with delight.
"LOOK OUT!" Omega Man trilled, the roof's about to cave in from the explosion!"
But before the intrepid trio could dive out of the decimated den of debauchary.....
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Eryk Davis Ester Member August 27, 2002 08:48 PM
But before the intrepid trio could dive out of the decimated den of debauchary the explosion suddenly reversed, restoring the pub to normal and Boy4U to life, though Kid Gender Stereotype Reversal II was still unconscious.
"Is everything okay in here," Explosion-Reverser Lad, aka Frankie Muniz, said as he entered the pub. "I was just on the way to meet some friends down the street at the parlol, and I..."
Before he could finish his sentence
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My secwet pwan to ewiminate bad sitcom actors and actwesses of the past awong with destwoying my foes in the Wegion of message boawd posters is pwoceeding without any pwobwem!
HA HA HA!!!"
And, back at the parlor/parlol......
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Meanwhile, at Lisp Lass' secret hideout.... the vivacious villianous vixen watched as the Ghetto Five battled the Facts of Life cast.
"Weally!" she began to rant "I must simpwy stop watching so much howovision, especiawwy Nick at Night! I must wesume my seawch of the univewse fow wepwehensible wascals who thwive on weprobate behaviow and and and....
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Lisp Lass shook her head as she faced Simultaneous Post Boy. "You Bwute, you! How dawe you make me wive thwough two diffewent stowy pwots!
As Simultaneous Post Boy moved in for the kill, Continuity Lad burst through the wall and vaporized the base villian. Picking up Lisp Lass, Continuity Lad said "You and the story are safe now. You can continue from MLLASH's post
"What awe you tawking about?"
Continuity Lad just turned his face towards the panel and winked.
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Eryk Davis Ester Member August 27, 2002 10:29 PM
And, back at the parlor/parlol the various assembled characters had heard the exposion, and all ran out and up the street towards the bar (except for Eryk Davis Ester's former boss and Lucifer Lass, who were both still unconcious, and Lardlad, who was still feeling kind of queezy and slowly hobbled up the road instead of running). Once there, they found StuRat Lad, Lash Lad, and Omega Man hovering over Frankie Muniz's body.
"What happened here?" Mondo Joe X Boy asked.
"Well, there was this explosion... we don't know why... and then suddenly Frankie here appeared, used his explosion reversal power, and then suddenly he collapsed. He seems to be dead," Lash Lad explains.
"He must have overloaded his power," Captain Lightbulb says. "But that means the bomb that went off must have used massive amounts of the rare Material X-ERL as its explosive, which Frankie always had trouble reversing the effects of . But who would use such a rare explosive, unless they were specifically targeting Frankie?"
"We'll get to the bottom of this," Omega Man says. "And, of course, we'll build Frankie a big memorial so everyone will remember how he gave his life to save Boys4U!"
Meanwhile, back in the LMB Headquarters...
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...everyone was still unconscious until Repulso himself awoke. Repulso took advantage of th situation by gathering all the members of the Ghetto Five and the Facts of Life gang. Repulso used the Fandom Zone projector to send the whole lot of them to Sitcom Hell where they'd never be heard from again.
That bit of business aside, Repulso got pillows and blankets and made sure that the past, present and future LMBers who'd answered the call would be all nice and snugly 'til they woke up.
But then, he noticed the eerie quiet of the HQ was not complete. From a distance Repulso distinctly heard the unmistakeable sounds of rough, naked, boisterous sex being had. He could distinguish a male voice and a female voice. Being a bit of a voyeur, Repulso decided to see who it was for himself. Opening the door where the noise was coming from, he was shocked to see who the two lovers were.
Meanwhile, at the secret, shadowy base of the mystery villain from the very first post, that same villain had a visit from his main lacky.
"What is thy bidding, my master?" asked Salad-Tosser Lord humbly to the shadowy figure. Even S-TL didn't know his master's identity.
"Initiate Phase Two," answered the mysterious foe. "Take the Parlol (it must be the Parlol, not the Parlor at the time of the taking) by force. Have Pornis with Khan E. Lingus and Felice Acio lead our elite forces in the campaign."
"Yes, my master. Will there be...anything else?"
"Yes, of course.. the usual. After you give the order of course."
"Yes SIR!" Salad-Tosser Lord began to lick his lips at the thoughts of the usual but dutifully went to the communications board first.
Back at the LMB HQ, Repulso, his shock so great, involuntarily screamed out the names of the two lovers......
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optimusmagnus Member August 28, 2002 01:20 AM
the LMB HQ, Repulso, his shock so great, involuntarily screamed out the names of the two lovers......>
"Looks that Kill Lad!!! And Penny from Good Times (Ms. Jackson if you're nasty), who somehow avoided the Fandom Zone ray! NASTY! NASTY BOY! OH YOU NASTY BOY!"
"It don't mean a thing, baby," Looks that Kill Lad started. "It was her power..."
"Hey, my name's not baby, it's Penny," Penny retorted.
"Where did I leave that fandom zone ray," Repulso, feeling rather repulsed himself, said.
Meanwhile, at the Parlor...
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