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What? Isn't Mr. Muggles the best character on Heroes and Heroes the most popular show ever??? You don't think more people would want to see Mr. Muggles than lesbian porn?
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The FDA outlaws green beans and any mention or depiction of them as unhealthy.
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FDA fails to enforce its rule, as all its agents are too busy downloading both lesbian porn and Mr. Muggles pics.
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A public outraged by contaminated food forces the FDA to enforce their own rules.
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The public is easily distracted by a Hollywood celebrity's traffic infraction, which somehow pisses off everyone from PETA, the JDL, U2, Fox "News," the Vienna Boys Choir, the Sierra Club, the NRA, the oil lobby, the Jesuits, Zsa-Zsa, the People's Republic of Laos and the United Meatworker's Union.
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Interest in Hollywood celebrity traffic infractions wanes as people flock to their local comic book stores to get Supergirl and the Legion of Super-Heroes issue 35.
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Jim Shooter's pending return trumps Supergirl and the Legion of Super-Heroes issue 35.
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Santa Claus shows up at Lad Boy's door, proving he's not a myth.
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"Santa Claus" turns out to be a strip-o-gram, setting back the cause of demythicizing Santa Claus.
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Stripper-Santa's appearance was merely a coincidence -- really I don't have any idea how he got my address... and phone number (work, home and cell), and email address and social security number -- "real Santa's" mythic status is neither proved nor disproved -- but since I just got what I wanted for Christmas, who cares?
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After billing records from Come-All-Ye-Faithful.com reveal that it was in fact Lad Boy who sent himself the holiday cheer... ...the New York Times runs an editorial entitled, "Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus and He Charges By the Hour". The Santa myth is busted.
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A Scalia led Supreme Court declares the New York Times (hold on I have to look at that picture again ) unconstitutional.
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A Democrat (any Democrat!) wins the White House, the conservative members of the Supreme Court bite down on their suicide capsules, the new Prez (whoever she/he may be) appoints new justices who overturn the Scalia decision.
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