quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Then I humbly pick the Statue of the Legendary Poster known as Cobalt Kid! Just b/c I like getting all cocky and arrogant and stuff to get people riled up !
I'll bump it for you, Lash!
Kewl! Thanks!
In the famouse words of Gomer Pyle, "Surprise, Surprese, Surprise!"
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From: Westerly Rhode Island | Registered: Aug 2003
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Oh, it's likely safe to count those chickens... no one else is even TRYING to amuse me! A shame, as I'm so easily amused. Why, something as simple as the following can have me tittering for hours....
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From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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Even when I'm trying to hide this from my co-workers, I'm amused!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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It's good to see that you haven't let working for a living cut into your entertainment time, Cobie dear
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From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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So was an internet connection a prerequisite for taking the job, or just a happy coincidence?
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From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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I would never work at a job that wouldn't let me waste money and search on the web!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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OK so here is my second attempt at amusing MLLASH.
When I worked for a bank, they opened up a new office in the middle of nothing except for a highway on-ramp. Amazingly, it wasn't too long before someone noticed this and decided that this bank would be perfect to rob. The first robber looked over the counter and pointed to the disguised dye pack and said "I want those bills too!" The teller, thinking "OOOOO-Kay!" gave him 'those bills'. Having gotten his ill gotten gains, the robber left and was observed making his getaway on a motorcycle. It was assumed that he had the bag of money tucked under his jacket. I forget whether it was observed if the dye pack went off or if there was physical evidence left of it going off. Surprizingly, this robber was not caught.
After a second robbery at this same bank, a security guard was hired and the robberies stopped.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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