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Another current interjection by Kid Prime: This was the post in which LYL gained her pulling-out-of-ass powers which were later retconned out of existence.
LARDLAD Member July 17, 2002 01:00 AM
...pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
"OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!" the darkly-clad gentleman screamed, then 'ported away.
"That oughta buy us a little time!" said LYL smiling.
"Damn!" Beagz exclaimed. "I didn't know you could do that!"
"Yeah, it's one of my hidden powers---to pull foreign objects out of people's asses! He messes with me again, and I'll pull a weed-whacker out!"
"Anyway," Beagz changed the subject, suddenly feeling uncomfortable, "that guy seemed strangely familiar. I also feel like I'm forgetting something about him."
"Oh for crying out loud", Leapy exclaimed, "...it was Lardlad! Isn't it obvious? There've been all kinds of hints interspersed throughout this crazy story! Haven't you been paying attention?"
Beagz was perplexed. He had no idea what LYL's talking about. "Lardy? But he's one of the good guys!"
"Not any more apparently!" she said. "But so far there haven't been any hints about why he's apparently on the wrong side. Maybe the next poster can shed some light on this."
And Leapy turns toward the computer screen of the next poster and says, "Well, smartass...what's the deal with the 'Lardy in black'?"
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Yet another current interjection by Kid Prime: This evening's back-and-forth between MLLASH and EDE was the tag-team equivalent of Claremont and Byrne. Priceless. Don't believe me? Read on, true believer!
Eryk Davis Ester Member July 17, 2002 01:28 AM
...transported everyone to France, in search of the missing Omega Man.
Far away, Grey Birdboy had finally found the fly he had been looking for.
And in the lair of the one called the one...
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Eryk Davis Ester Member July 17, 2002 01:34 AM
Cobalt Kid says to Color Kid, "Hey, wait a minute... I just reread the earlier posts! Aren't you one of those Men in Dark Suits fellas who work for that Trapper dude! That's how you know so much about the Toilet of Doom, isn't it?"
As he spoke, a large chunk of the moon...
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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...was pulled out of Color Kid's ass by Leap-Year Lass, killing him.
"That traitorous Rainbow Girl is NEXT!" she bellowed in her berserker rage! "I've got something REALLLLY good lined up to pull out of HER luna-levelling ass!"
Suddenly, inexplicably, for no reason whatsoever, Eryk Davis Esther and The Polecat appeared on a bed in front of the assemblage.
"STOP!" Eryk bellowed. "Leap Year Lass must NOT harm Rainbow Girl because...."
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Eryk Davis Ester Member July 17, 2002 01:45 AM
"She is my sister!"
"Really?" the Polecat asks.
"Well, no," Eryk says. "But there's tons of people dying; chunks of the moon are falling all over the place, and the plot of this story seems completely incoherent at this point! Shouldn't we be saving the Earth or something, instead of killing each other?"
Then, came the voice of OMEGA MAN, who was France
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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"I QUIT!!! I'm the getting the HELL out of here!!!" As the buff boy with UPs sped away, Eryk Davis Esther removed 'his' disguise, revealing the ample frame of long-dead 20th century actress Esther Rolle, famed for the TV show GOOD TIMES.
"That's right, fools! It is I, ESTHER ROLLE, your GREATEST and most POWERFUL nenesis!!! I hate you all because...."
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