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Sonnie looked at his omni-com and saw that two LMBers, the Green Lantern Abin Quank and the Emerald Empress were already on the scene.
Using his power ring, Abin quickly attempted to hurl the sex-bomb into the atmosphere! "We'll send to some nasty alien's planet!" he said matter-of-factly.
"Not today LMBers!" yelled a voice! "You'll have to go through us first!"
Abin and EE turned to see none other than...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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The Original Statue of Cobalt Kid!!! And behind that living statue are arrayed a veritible multitude of LMBP Enemies, such as Climacticus, Vaginimus, Anti-Lad, Giant Robotic Lesbian, Dr. Pornus, and on and on and on...
Abin makes a wry face and mutters to EE "This is gonna be sooooo much fun..."
Eddie Tor, sensing Miss T's confusion decides to set things right...
Trixie, get dat new writer, Miss Terious on da phone and explin da rules o dis tread ta her.
Foist off, dis tread is a multiplicity of stories tread. just cause seberal tings semms ta be happining all kinda at once don't mean dat wat was happenin before has stopped happinin, it just means dat it's happenin behind da scenes now an ya jes needs ta write da new scenes ta bring it back to da front.
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"No, seriously - Sonnie, Numf and Miss Terious are in grave danger!" said LL.
"Nah - don't believe you. Not Cobie," said Stoopid Cat.
"Well, not the real one of course," confirmed LL, "because we just found the real one in a broom cupboard, sucking on a drug filled orange, tied and bound, wearing only womans underwear, and a broom handle inserted up his ass."
"Yeah, so just leave him to get on with it then!" said Scat Cat. "Each to their own. Respect the fact that he's just doing his own thing, you know?"
"Yeah, I agree," said Stoopid, "but then who's that whose dick is being bounced up and down on by Miss Terious?"
"Well," said LL, "we believe it's actually none other than....."
Noticing that everyone looked dumbfounded by her outburst, Miss Terious explains,
"Cobie, your lap ladder feels very un-Cobie like."
(grinding furiously to be sure)
"But it does remind me of Legion Worlder, Kent Shakespeare! He has directed me in several External Affairs (tm) and I'm sure I'd recognize his crotch rocket anywhere!"
The ship lurches forward uncontrollably: "Keep it together, Sonnie!"
Kent Shakespeare's distorter malfunctions and the Cobalt Kid ruse is revealed.
All eyes are on Kent Shakespeare as Miss Terious asks:
"Where's the real Cobalt Kid and what did you plan to do to..."
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Miss T. wakes up, everything that has transpired since her first post in this thread has been a dream. A fatal premonition for all of Legion World.
Immediately, she begins dressing. I must locate Cobalt Kid and Kent and find out what this all means.
If what I foresaw is true, then the fate of Legion World rests in the hands of...
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If what I foresaw is true, then the fate of Legion World rests in the hands of...
KoKo and Jinx!
Flustered by the sheer enormity of her latest dream (as well as the premonition of impending disaster that appeared as commercials within that dream) she is about to go out the door of her Large Southern Mansion, when she realizes that she's put her SHAKES Thong on outside of her Skin tight silver bodysuit.
"Oh, you doomed old woman, you! This will never do..." She mutters to herself, realizing that if she is seen in public in such a condition, all the Kewl Kids down at Legion World High School and Community College will immediately follow her lead and begin wearing their "Unmentionables" on the outside, (and that a good number of them don't have either the Body, or the proper unmentionables, fo' such a daring fashion stunt!)
She quickly ducks back into the Large Southern Mansion and runs (in a proper Mistress of a Large Southern Mansion lady-like fashion) up the three flights of stairs to her smaller dressing room. Once there she begins to dress in a more appropriate fashion for her upcoming meeting (and Grand Revelation) only to find...
-------------------- Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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meanwhile back at (well where ever because I cant be bothered to re read the entire thread)
KoKo is sitting at an open window indulging in his favorite pastime.
"Koko" said a stern, imperious voice, "stop throwing monkey faeces out of the window and trying to hit Cobalt Kids statue, come I have need of you and Jinx, the time is near, the doom you were put on this messge board to fulfill is nigh"
"koko?" said koko sorrowfully "Koko koko, KOko koKo ko ko koko" and with a forlorn last toss at Cobalts Statue he turned and held out his hand to the shadowy figure.
"It is for the best little one, come"
and there is a flash of light and the two disappear.
from within a discarded pile of monkey poop a voice says,
"OH my Goddess, so thats who is behind all this, I must warn the LMBP" and from out of the pile of poop steps.......
-------------------- Faithfull
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