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The Evil Genius Supper Club created by Abin Quank in his 'Bits OneVision The Rising Darkness*
Located on the waterfront in the duty-free zone of Metropolis Galactic Freight Terminal, the EGSC is a short walk and a world away from the other establishments on Legion World. Here the greatest minds of the galaxy gather to entertain each other with their ideas.
Welcome to the Evil Genius Supper Club, I am the proprietor of this establishment and your host for this evening. You will usually find me behind the bar or sitting at the head table with the lovely Caliente entertaining the guests of honour for the evening. As the holiday season is a slow time for us, tonight I have a moment to show you around. Please join me in the gaming lounge to shoot some craps.
Ah I see Cali is on a roll at the craps table. On most nights she’s the hostess here at the EGSC. I really don’t know why I gave her a job that requires me to spend so much time with her. I could show you evidence of the trauma she’s inflicted on my ribs with her elbows. We had a stormy fling some time ago. She always seems to have her way with me. I am so over her. Although she does look lovely standing over there, and the memory of melting in her warm embrace haunts me still. Err excuse me for rambling, let’s continue.
Many guests conduct business in the main hall. While our staff is extremely discrete concerning guests’ private affairs, I urge caution when making deals that require strict confidence. The controversy over the cabal against the Khundish opposition leader is something I’d rather forget. So remember, you never know who might be listening. I know the Office of Security and several foreign powers regularly dispatch their lackeys to this establishment. In this area are the private dining/meeting rooms which members can book to conduct business absolute discretion. These rooms are certified free of listening devices and sentient eavesdroppers. Please see the concierge for details and availability.
The club also serves as a sales office for Evil Genius Inc. They cater to the technological needs of “freedom fighters” and “enlightened despots” galaxy wide. Due to recent changes in LW regulation, EGI is unable to process payments from third parties. Intelligence services funding clandestine wars must now make alternate payment arrangements. Please see your representative for details.
I would show you the kitchen area but the Chef does not appreciate people interrupting his work. I will say that the food here is most excellent. Our current menu includes such delicacies as Space Whale Tartare and Smoked Fillet of Lightning Beast. We endeavour to cater to all our guests, if you have special dietary requirements please contact the Chef in advance. However, I must inform you that the serving of sentient species is not permitted on Legion World.
From time to time we have special theme evenings and events here at the club. Please join us as we ring in the New Year in a few days. The theme will be New Year’s in Old Shanghai. It promises to be most interesting, though due to local regulations there will be no opium available at this event. I will be attired in a golden silk robe embroidered with the imperial dragon of course. And wait till you see the outfit Caliente is going to wear, it's smoking hot. That reminds me, she needs to try it on for fit. If you would excuse me I should attend to that, please feel free to use the facilities.
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Everything sounds about right... except that part where you, Tamper dahling, will be attending my fittings. I'm thinking not so much there. We all know about your Asian clothing fetish.
...well, now they all know, anyway.
-------------------- Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ! CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?
Context... who needs it?
From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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Sometimes I wonder who runs this place, Caliente. Still I'm sure you'll be stunning on New Year's.
The House of Q is always welcome here, in fact the licensing deal provides the HoQ perpetual use of the Space Ranger Room located in the conference centre.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Caliente: Of course I will. Hello, have you seen me? Psh. I mean, I'm no Crujectra but I do okay.
It's all in knowing the right designers. Oh... and being rich helps alot
-------------------- Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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Oo! Oo! My Psyche-self has a tendency to switch sides at a blink of an eye, so if there is any juicy goss to spill....
From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Spellbinder: It's all in knowing the right designers. Oh... and being rich helps alot
Have you seen Cali's shoe closet? I have a feeling that this venture serves her financial needs much more than mine.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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I'm not evil I'm not a monkey I'm not a nijar I'm not clever I'm not Janet Street Porter I'm not a Supergirl Robot I'm not that skin on soup I'm not Belgium and I can't spell What am I?
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From: Sydney, Australia | Registered: Nov 2004
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Did you want anything LAM or Cru? The food's not half bad...
