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That was not a cat. It was a Durlan. Didn't you see how the black spot kept changing sides?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Deddy, congratulations on attaining the most important, most powerful office in the known universe: Deputy Leader of the LMB! Here are the keys that Kent gave me at the beginning of my term. Use them in good health!
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Thank you Rockhopper. I will strive to use my new found power to bring even more inanity to our little world!
From: Fort McMurray | Registered: Nov 2004
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Ded, there's a couple of surly looking guys out in the parking lot asking about you. They say you owe them for 1,202 reverse momentum Space-Slinkies (I took two,sorry), three weeks of stripper service (including dry cleaning for 50 thongs and twice as many pasties), a dancing (french Canadian?) cat with an apparent coke problem, super-space hookers...umm...hookahs (either way it ain't gonna be cheap), and some toast.
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Welcome all to my election headquarters. I have baked up some of Mearl Dox's cupcakes for your enjoyment!
From: Fort McMurray | Registered: Nov 2004
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: That was not a cat. It was a Durlan. Didn't you see how the black spot kept changing sides?
Whoa. That would explain any number of things...
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Say, if I were a female member of Legion World, I might possibly be offended by having the term "cupcake" tossed at me. I'm guessing you probably didn't mean anything by it...but, again, that's just a guess.
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Perhaps "cupcake" could refer to prostitutes and therefore ease some of the tension between pro-prostitute LMBers and uptight crotchety LMBers?
Could be a good election platform Deddy--evidence of a longstanding committment to solving this problem!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Thanks for shedding some light on this matter, Cobalt Kid! So, when dedman says, "Get me a cupcake, NOW, damn it!", He's actually asking for a hooker named Fawnette, who's wearing nothing but a rubber Dick Cheney mask and specializes in naked waterboarding!
Scandalous!
You know, after studying his posts, I'm pretty certain that he using the words "cookie" and "nun" interchangeably, as well!
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