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Author Topic: Café Cramer - Always Open Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       un cafe au lait, s'il vous plait. From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Space Ranger Private Dick posted                        Caffeine! Coffee, hot, black... I'll need about a gallon... Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (I know I'm alive because it hurt's too much for me to be dead) -------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!) From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Pagan Lass Sorceress/Table Dancer/Grandmother posted                        <Enters the Cafe, draws twin katannas, strides over to Space Ranger's Table.> Okay Dirtbag, you and I need to have a little talk. We'll start with you telling me who the sprock you really are... -------------------- / / ( . )Y( . ) \ \ What can I DO for you? From: Legion World Security Office | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Space Ranger Private Dick posted                        Sentient, I'd advise you to put the toy swords away. And my name is Bart Quank, but most people call me Space Ranger. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (And Wannabe Security Officers call me Sir or Chief.) -------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!) From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Pagan Lass Sorceress/Table Dancer/Grandmother posted                        Bart Quank, the Space Ranger has been very, very dead for years, Pal. And there are only three people in the Security Office that rate the title Chief... Cobalt Kid, matlock, and Everyday Girl. You just ain't on that list. Now I'm gonna ask again, Who the sprock are you? -------------------- / / ( . )Y( . ) \ \ What can I DO for you? From: Legion World Security Office | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Space Ranger Private Dick posted                        Sentient I'm going to ask you again to put the swords away. You tend to talk with your hands and I'd hate to see someone get hurt. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (And just in case you're confused. It won't be me that gets hurt.) -------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!) From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Pagan Lass Sorceress/Table Dancer/Grandmother posted                        Are you going to answer my questions or are we going to take a trip to the Security Office? -------------------- / / ( . )Y( . ) \ \ What can I DO for you? From: Legion World Security Office | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Space Ranger Private Dick posted                        Rookie, let me give you a few tips. <Sips Coffee> 1. You can't do the "Good Cop/Bad Cop" routine with just a "Bad Cop." 2. Threatening to take a perp back to the Security Office only works when the perp in question wasn't already planning to go there after he finishes his coffee. 3. I'm going to ask you politely, one last time to please put the swords away. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (She's spunky but not real bright...) -------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!) From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Pagan Lass Sorceress/Table Dancer/Grandmother posted                        Well, you've certainly got the Macho Arrogance of the REAL Space Ranger. But now it's time for you and me to go down to the Security Office. One of the Chief's wants to talk to you. -------------------- / / ( . )Y( . ) \ \ What can I DO for you? From: Legion World Security Office | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Space Ranger Private Dick posted                        Since I was headed there anyway... Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (and I want to see either Cobalt Kid or matlock.) -------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!) From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Exnihil back in black (and white) posted                        <in a wink, Exnihil appears again from another time> Oh, man... where now? <looks around> I'm in the back storage room of... Cafe Cramer? But when? <peers out into the cafe through a slat in the door and sees... himself walking in the door> Wow... that's the first time I ever came into a Legion World establishment... that must put this at... August of last year? God... what is Phineas's game? <again a sudden pain rips through his skull> GOD! ENOUGH! I know what to do. <begins lifting sacks of coffee from a neatly stacked pallette. As if guided by an unseen hand, he finds the correct one and, reaching in, pulls from it another pocketwatch. Again he winds it.> Ok... "two o'clock". Do it. <in a wink, Exnihil disappears> ***************************************************************** Meanwhile in the front of the cafe, the Ex of 7 months prior enters and meets Cobalt Kid for the first time: Nicotine! (Looks around) Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was the Tobacconist. Don't mind me... I'll... uh... just be leaving, then... [ March 20, 2009, 10:43 PM: Message edited by: Exnihil ] -------------------- See Here for the latest update on the 2013 Chicago Gathering (now including tentative attendance list) Registered: Feb 2008  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       You should open up the Legion World Tobacconist, Exnihil! From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Stu Time Trapper posted                        [STU prepares himself a bacon sandwich on buttered toast] Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Stu Time Trapper posted                        Think I'll just help myself to a cup of, um, some caffeinated beverage. [YAWN] Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        Café Cramer - now with nicotine! Nothing hurts you within these virtual walls, not even squabbling Security Officers. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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