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Author Topic: Trash Lass, Girl Garbage Collector: The Series! MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 14 Panel 1 caption: Unlike the garbage I haul off as my job, human trash is much more predictable. Hood # 1: GUN her! Panel 2 caption: ALWAYS with the guns. *Trash Lass shields herself from bullets with her garbage-lid shield* Panel 3 Hood # 2: NO way! The bullets bounce off! Panel 4 *Trash Lass punches hood* Trash Lass: Too bad YOU don't have a sheild! Panel 5 Hood # 3: What's yer damage, lady? You bought some bad stuff? We'll make it up to ya... we got the primo a-list uncut here! Panel 6 Trash Lass: You offend me. Your Meth Lab is closing for renovations, punk! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 15 Panel 1 off-panel voice: Not so fast, Trash Lass! Trash Lass: ...huh...? Panel 2 *Trash Lass is blasted with a thick white liquid* Trash Lass: Unnnnhh!!! Panel 3 *Trash Lass on floor, covered in goop* Trash Lass: WHO the--! Panel 4 *3 villains stand revealed* villain # 1 is a skinny freaky-looking bald albino dude with a skin condition. villain # 2 is a sort of human rat. villain # 3 is a woman in a chicken costume. Pustule: I would advise against attempting to get up, dear Trash Lass. Any sudden moves might frighten my friend Vermin here. Hen-Pecker: You gonna talk her to death, Pustule, or do I get to peck? BCAW!! Panel 5 Pustule: All in due time, my dear Hen-Pecker. But first, the lovely Trash Lass and I are going to have a chat. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 16 Panel 1 *hurls sheild* Trash Lass: I think not, freako! Panel 2 *Vermin plucks shield in mid-hurl before it strikes Pustule* Panel 3 Trash Lass: UH oh. Panel 4 Hen-Pecker: She's impudent, Boss! She needs a good pecking! BCAW! Pustule: Yes, yes, my dear, impudent. But not all problems can be solved by pecking your foe to death. Panel 5 Trash Lass: I dunno 'bout that... it might improve your skin condition... Panel 6 Pustule: Hm. Hen-Pecker, I've changed my mind. CLUCK HER!!! Hen-Pecker: BCAW!!!!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 17 Panel 1 *Hen-Pecker attacks Trash Lass* Hen-Pecker: Must peck! Will peck! BCAW! Trash Lass: You're joking, right? Panel 2 *Hen-Pecker bites Trash Lass' arm with her faux beak* Trash Lass: YoooOOOwwtch! Panel 3 *Trash Lass punches HP with her other fist* Trash Lass: That hurt!! Hen-Pecker: BCAWWWW! Panel 4 *Trash Lass kicks HP in the face* Trash Lass: Stupid chicken woman! Panel 5 *Trash Lass lifts HP over her head* Trash Lass: I'll learn you to cluck me! Panel 6 *Trash Lass hurls Hen-Pecker, who smashes into Vermin* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 18 Panel 1 Trash Lass: Looks, like it's just you and me now, zit-face. Pustule: That's PUSTULE, woman... and you would do well to remember it. My allies and I are part of the NEW power in town. Panel 2 Trash Lass: New power...? Pustule: Indeed! The times, they are a-changing, Trash Lass! This city's going down the drain and into the sewer-- Panel 3 *Trash Lass leaps* Trash Lass: Not if I can help it...! Panel 4 *Pustule blasts TL with his pus ray* Pustule: But you CANNOT help it! Panel 5 Pustule: G.A.R.B.A.G.E. has seen to that! We will NOT be stopped, Trash Lass! Trash Lass: Garbage WILL be stopped! It's tossed and hauled away, just like I'm going to do to YOU! Pustule: Ha, ha, ha! You threaten me while you lie trapped in my pus. You amuse me! Panel 6 *both Pustule & Trash Lass are startled by a loud CRASH!* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 19 Panel 1 *large panel revealing just who has crashed the party; it is a large man dressed in drag, heavy makeup* Panel 2 Pustule: And what are YOU supposed to be...? drag queen: The boss sent me! I'm the Savage She-He! Panel 3 Trash Lass thoughts: There's something mighty familiar about that drag queen. Panel 4 *Pustule offers hand to shake* Pustule: Well, She-He... it's a pleasure to make your lovely acquaintance... Panel 5 *She-He punches Pustule* She-He: Is it still a pleasure, Priss-tule? Panel 6 *She-He helping TL up* She-He: C'mon, Trash Lass... we gotta hightail it 'fore they wake up! Damn, these heels are KILLIN' me! Trash Lass thoughts: Ohmigosh... that COULDN'T be... could it...? [ January 17, 2009, 10:07 AM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 20 Panel 1 Trash Lass: Many thanks for the assist, citizen... but before I depart, I must notify the authorities! Panel 2 She-He: DONE already! I called 911 when I spotted you entering this building... now let's book! You know the coppers 'round here'd just as soon lock you up as the Human Boil over there! Panel 3 *the 2 exit the building -- poilce cars can be seen in the distance* Panel 4 She-He: Well, my work here is done, and I've got a show to do! Gotta run... nice to meet you, see you in the morn... uhh, I mean see you around sometime! Panel 5 *She-He disappears into the night as TL looks on* Panel 6 Trash Lass thoughts: I wonder if other super-heroines have a gaurdian drag-queen? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 21 Panel 1 *Trash Lass ducks into an alleyway* caption: Guess I better avoid the coppers. Panel 2 caption: I'll hide out here until it's safe to get to my car... Panel 3 *police leading out the hoods and the super-criminals* Pustule: BAH! G.A.R.B.A.G.E. will have us back out on the street by tomorrow! Hen-Pecker: BCAW! Cop: Yeah yeah yeah. Panel 4 *TL watching* caption: Hauled away, like the garbage they are! Excellent! Panel 5 *TL makes her way to her car* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 22 Panel 1 *TL driving convertible, removing mask* caption: I can't help but be concerned about Pustule's claims of a "new power"... Panel 2 *driving, different angle* caption: I could be in for a rough time of it... Panel 3 *driving, different angle* caption: But it would appear I've got allies of my own. Panel 4 *rear view of car* caption: Well... ONE ally, anyway... credits/title across bottom: GIVE A HOOT! Next Issue Blurb: TRASH LASS only *thought* the streets of Memphis were dirty! Wait until she must face... "The REVOLT of the BOY GARBAGEMEN!!" Trash Lass, Girl Garbage Collector # 2 coming SOON! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       TRASH LASS, GIRL GARBAGE COLLECTOR # 2 PAGE 1 *splash page of Brenda in shower, shampooing hair; her naughty bits are obscured by strategically placed steam* caption: I'm gonna wash that pus right out of my hair, wash that pus right out of my hair and send it on its way! credits/title along bottom: REVOLT of the BOY GARBAGEMEN! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 2 Panel 1 *Brenda towelling off* caption: Last night's battle with Pustule, Hen-Pecker and Vermin has my nerves so shot I'm thinking in plot synopses! Panel 2 *Brenda towel-drying hair* caption: And I sure was lucky to have foundan ally like the Savage She-He... even though there's something really familiar about him. Or her. Panel 3 *Brenda wrapped in towel, blow-drying hair* caption: But there's little time to worry about it now... I've got to get to work! Panel 4 caption: Meanwhile, in deep space... a colossal meteor barrels on an unerring path toward Earth! Panel 5 *meteor approaching earth* caption: As the earthlings go on about their humdrum lives, they are blissfully unaware of the celestial doom that approaches their planet at breakneck speed! Panel 6 caption: And speaking of humdrum lives, let's check in at the Memphis Department of Sanitation office... *scene shows a rather dowdy woman sitting at a desk, with a name-plate that reads JOSIE PICKLES, Secretary Josie: *Sigh* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 3 Panel 1 Gregory *from his office*: JOSIE!! Stop that annoying sighing and fetch me some coffee! Josie: *sigh* Yes, boss. Panel 2 *Josie approaches coffee maker* caption: How did it come to this? Panel 3 *pouring coffee* caption: You weren't always fat, plain and boring. There once was a time boys liked you... Panel 4 *Adding sugar to coffee* caption: Yet somehow you allowed yourself to come to this. Put-upon secretary for a former garbageman. Panel 5 *appraoching Gregory's Office, Door reads GREGORY PEGUES, Department of Sanitation* caption: And you can't even bring yourself to pee in his coffee for not realizing how much you... Panel 6 *entering office* Gregory: It's ABOUT freaking TIME. Now quit dydreaming and get back to work. I want those budget reports typed by lunch! Josie: Yes, Mr. Pegues. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 4 Panel 1 *Brenda punching in, looking a little frazzled* Panel 2 random garbageman: Check it, Brenda-- you was almost LATE! Brenda: I know... only 1 minute early today... Panel 3 *Brenda enters breakroom; lots of co-workers sitting about* caption: Hmm. No Bobo. Where could he...? Panel 4 *commotion outside* off-panel voice: Outta my WAY, big man COMING THROUGH! Brenda caption: Bobo! Panel 5 *Brenda pokes head out of breakroom* Brenda: Bobo! I was was getting worried about you...! Bobo: Dang, girl, I'm only 5 minutes late... *owwwWWW!* Panel 6 Brenda: WHat IS it...? Bobo: My EVERYthing. It's KILLIN' me. I, uhhh... was getting a little bit TOO acrobatic in my show last night... damn, my FEET...! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 5 Panel 1 Brenda: Well, you better get it together. You know what rounds we have to make today! Bobo: Yeah, I know... Central Gardens. Stuck-up punks! Panel 2 Brenda: Bobo!! Bobo: Well, they is stuck up! You know they is, Brenda. Brenda: Well... yeah. But at least that community does the best job at recycling. Panel 3 Bobo: That's 'cause all those no-working housewives don't have nothing better to do. Brenda: You're impossible. Bobo: I'm right, too. Brenda: I won't deny that. Panel 4 *shot of meteor approaching earth* caption: Meanwhile, as Brenda and Bobo pointlessly chatter, they remain unaware that things are about to get wacky... Panel 5 *meteor enters earth's atmosphere, begins to burn up* caption: Fortunately, much of the strange space-meteor's mass begins to burn away as it enters earth's atmosphere! Panel 6 *shot of meteor, much much smaller now, approaching Dept of Sanitation* caption: So much, that it's arrival on earth will go completely unnoticed... Panel 7 *shot of tiny meteor crashing through Josie's office window, smacking her in the face* caption: By all but one... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Star Boy Cat Clan Commander posted                        Weird! Wild! I'm lovin' it! (Edited to add: I hope this isn't an insult - some would find it so, but take it in the spirit given - but your writing really reminds me of Giffen's stuff, from what I've read of it... That blend of understated humour and slapstick is great. I saw all the art in this as drawn by someone shameless like that guy that draws Danger Girl. Campbell?) [ March 13, 2005, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: Star Boy ] -------------------- Wayne@OZ From: Melbourne, Australia | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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