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Author Topic: Trash Lass, Girl Garbage Collector: The Series! MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 11 *full page splash, a shower scene; lots of steam but some long blonde hair should be visible* white caption: You tellin' me she even showers in it...? brown caption: Yeah... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 12 Panel 1 *Henpecker, in full chicken costume sopping wet, emerges from shower Henpecker: BCAW! Panel 2 Pustule: That's just... gross, y'know? Weird. Vermin: Like we should talk. Panel 3 *Henpecker enters room, has towel now draped around herself/chicken costume, and a towel wrapped around the head of her chicken costume* Henpecker: You two aren't saying anything impudent, are you? BCAW! Pustule: Of course not. Just watching the news. Panel 4 *TV Screen* reporter: ...we spoke with city of Memphis Sanitation employee Catfish Thompson about this morning's events... Panel 5 *TV screen* Catfish: It was a big mess, I tell ya-- that fat Pickles did it... and now G.P.'s gone, and that hot white girl too! Pickles got 'em! Panel 6 *TV screen* Reporter: And in answer, all brands of all pickles have been recalled from the tri-state area. We repeat-- avoid any and all pickles until further notice. Back to you, Gwen... Panel 5 Henpecker: Put that on America's Next Top Model! Unless you want to be pecked! BCAW! Pustule: Fine, but hurry and dry yourself. We have a caper to pull tonight... and from what I hear, the one we're going after is drowning in impudence! Panel 6 Henpecker: Must peck! WILL peck! BCAW! Pustule: Oh there will be much pecking... much pecking indeed... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 13 Panel 1 TV Screen: Thank you, Tim. Despite today's happenings, regular garbage pickup is scheduled to resume this week. And now it's time for action weather with Dave Brown... Panel 2 caption: And, in her midtown apartment, Brenda Fleer AKA Trash Lass has just witnessed the same news broadcast... *Brenda in robe, having just showered* pink caption: Catfish's memories were too fogged to explain himself clearly... and no mention of Trash Lass. That's good. Panel 3 *Brenda rising* pink caption: But the way I spoke to She-He... that's NOT good. Panel 4 *in bedroom* pink caption: Maybe I'll pay Bobo a visit tonight at his... night job. I need to apologize. Panel 5 *Brenda dressing* pink caption: And I need to talk to him about the Big Siren situation. We've got a boss to rescue. [ January 17, 2009, 10:25 AM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 14 Panel 1 caption: suburbia... *depicts a nice home; 4 police cars parked in front* Panel 2 *pictures a regular car pulling up to house* Panel 3 *picutres a lady in car that has pulled up* caption: Oh, DAMN it! Panel 4 *lady exiting car* caption: If Joey's brought all his meathead friend over AGAIN to watch the game, expecting ME to cook for 'em all after working all day... Panel 5 *opening front door* caption: ...I'll KILL him! Panel 6 *front door closed* word balloon from house: NNNNnnOOOOOOOO! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 15 Panel 1 Big Siren: Excellent, my mesmerized minion! male officer: Thank you... my love. Panel 2 *shot of lady, lying dead* word balloon (Big Siren's): Now dispose of her corpse... put it in the attic or soemthing... I don't want to have to look at it! Panel 3 Big Siren: (to her 2 garbagemen, now shirtless and wearing shorty-shorts) Come with me, it's time to visit Mr. Pegues. garbageman: yes... ma'am... Panel 4 *the 3 entering a bedroom* Big Siren: Mr. Pegues, sir? It's me, Josie... Panel 5 *ropes lie loosely on an empty bed* panel 6 big Siren: *enraged* FIND HIM, YOU FOOLS! FIND HIM AND BRING HIM TO ME! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 16 Panel 1 *shot of Crossroads, the bar Bobo performs in* caption: Good old Crossroads... Panel 2 *Brenda exiting her convertible* caption: So glammed up since those new owners took over... Panel 3 Bartender: Stella? Stella Longstocking? brenda: Excuse me? Panel 4 Bartender: My bad... you reminded me of someone who used to work here... what'll you have? Brenda: Diet coke, please. And I'm actually looking for someone who does work here... Bobo Jones? Panel 5 Bartender: I don't know any Bobo. Brenda: Jenny Tellya. Panel 6 Bartender: Jenny? Oh, she's in the dressing room... first show's about to start! Panel 7 Brenda: Good, good... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 17 Panel 1 *shot of stage* announcement from speaker: It's showtime here at Crossraods-- And now, the femme of fame, the gal with no shame-- JENNY TELLYA! Panel 2 *Bobo as Jenny enters stage, carrying mic* Panel 3 Bobo/Jenny: Oh, ya'll so crazy. I gots plenty of shame, Mama made sure of that! Panel 4 *audience, including Brenda, giggling* Panel 5 Bobo/Jenny: Let's open the show with a little number by a lady whose very last name destined her for greatness... Gloria GAYYYYYYnor! Panel 6 *deptics a bright flash of light onstage beside Bobo/Jenny* Bobo/Jenny: What the---! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 18 Panel 1 *Vermin, Pustule and Henpecker along with a fourth female are now standing onstage* Panel 2 *Bobo/Jenny is engulfed with pus* Bobo/Jenny: GROSS..! Panel 3 *Brenda rushes stage* Brenda Back off, freaks...! Panel 4 *Vermin punches Brenda* Panel 5 Henpecker: BCAW! That's the way to treat the impudent, Vermin! Vermin: Yeah... Panel 6 Pustule: We have him... her... whatever! Snatch, let us beggone! Panel 7 The Snatch: Gather closely... Panel 8 *light flash envelops the 4 and Bobo/Jenny* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 19 Panel 1 *stage is now empty* Panel 2 *audience looks shocked* Panel 3 *audience now clapping, smiling* random patron: WOW-- Jenny went all-OUT for that! Drag and magic... cool! patron, in response: They even brought back Stella Longstocking for it! Panel 4 *Brenda, on floor rubbing face* Panel 5 *Brenda, exiting* pink caption: Well, THIS sucks! patron: Bye, Stella! Panel 6 *Brenda getting in car* pink caption: They've made the mistake of their damned lives now! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 20 Panel 1 caption: and back in suburbia... officer: Mr. Pegues is... not in this house... mon cherie... Panel 2 Big Siren: You stupid dumb apes let him get away! Well, he couldn't have gotten far! Hurry UP! Everyone to the Siren-Mobiles! We must find him! Panel 3 *living room window smashed into by soldiers* Big Siren: EEEEEK! Panels 4 and 5 *soldiers shooting all officers and the two entranced garbagemen* Panel 6 *Big Siren, cowering* word balloon: UP, sow! Big Siren: You... you are in my power...! Panel 7 *soldiers unmask, revealing females* Soldier: Not us! Now get UP! Panel 8 Big Siren: Aren't... ANY of you lesbians? Panel 9 *Big Siren kicked in face* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 21 Panel 1 *Brenda's covertible pulls up to her highrise* pink caption: They've stepped over the line now! Panel 2 *Brenda enters apartment* pink caption: I'm going to find them... panel 3 *bedroom door closes* pink caption: ...and I'm going to... Panel 4 *bedroom door opening* pink caption: ...kick their... Panel 5 pink caption: ...ASSES! *panel depicts Trash Lass in different, all-badass costume* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 22 Panel 1 *A lightflash signals the arrival of the agents of G.A.R.B.A.G.E. with the captured She-He* Panel 2 Pustule: Success, boss! We have the one called... Savage She-He! Panel 3 Shadowy figure: I see enlisting the aid of my old ally The Snatch was a very good idea. The Snatch: My aid is yours whenevr you ask. Farewell for now. Panel 4 *lightflash, the Snatch fades* She-He: What do you bastards want ME for...? Panel 5 *Henpecker pecks She-He with beak* Henpecker: SILENCE, impudent one! Right, boss? Panel 6 Shadowy figure: *sigh* Right, Henpecker. Now, my dear She-He... once my contacts were able to piece together just who you were, I knew G.A.R.B.A.G.E. could USE you... Panel 7 She-He: For WHAT? Shadowy firgure: Why, for bait, dear... Panel 8 *shaodwy figure is revealed; it is Gregory Pegues, smiling smugly* Mr. Pegues: ...bait to capture... TRASH LASS! NEXT ISSUE BLURB! What the HELL is going on here? You don't want to miss next issue, where at least SOME of it will be explained in: "Here there be... ORIGINS!" -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       TRASH LASS GGC # 4 PAGE 1 *splash page, depicts The Homies in battle stances* caption: The year 1997... The Snatch: Maybe I'd better get us out of here...! Homeboy: NO way, Snatch! Don't dare 'port us out... this is the score of a lifetime! Doubledare: TWICE the score, Homeboy! We net this freakshow for the public and raid her treasure for us! Freaksmasher: Yeah, Doubledare, she's a freakshow alright... and Freaksmasher's gonna bust 'er up! GoodBad Girl: Ick! I'm not going NEAR her! Homeboy: You don't have to with YOUR ability, GoodBad Girl... *credits/title along bottom: HERE THERE BE ORIGINS! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 2 Panel 1 *Junebug, blood from corner of mouth, looking all fearsome; the corpse of an eaten-on victim should be visible* Junebug: Yum! I don't recall ordering McNuggets but I appreciate the delivery! Panel 2 Homeboy *looking all mad*: It's time to pay for your crimes, Junebug! Panel 3 *Homeboy looking shocked/scared* Panel 4 *Junebug is on him, taking a bite out of... wherever* Homeboy: ArrrrRRRrrgh! Panel 5 *Freaksmasher punches Junebug away from Homeboy* Freaksmasher: Get OFFA him, bitch! Panel 6 *a piece of Homeboy's flesh hanging from mouth* Junebug: DeeeeeLISH. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 3 Panel 1 *the Snatch and GoodBad Girl have come to aid Homeboy in foreground; Junebug & F-Smasher fighting in rear view* Snatch: Tear off a piece of your cloak, we gotta stop that bleeding...! GoodBad Girl: ...SO GROSS...!!! Homeboy: ...urrrk... Panel 2 *Doubledare to GB Girl* DDare: For God's sake, Hannah, SWITCH her! SWITCH her! Panel 3 GoodBad Girl: I already TRIED! The second we GOT here, like I always DO! It doesn't WORK on her... she's immune! TOO evil...! Homeboy: ...uuurhhhh... Panel 4 Freaksmasher: Hey, @$$holes! A little help here? panel 5 *Junebug finally getting a bite of Freaksmasher* F-Smasher: AAAAAAHHHHH! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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