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Cobalt Kid
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Well, Shark Lad's office is a giant pool.

To make things interesting, I've had his office installed directly over the Emerald Empress, Super Lad Kid and Space Ranger's offices.

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Hrun the Barbarian
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quote:
Originally posted by Queen Connie:
***MROARRRRRRRR*****

You...you are about to find out that "Hell hath no fury like a feline shorn!

***spit*** ****roar****

slash, swipe, claw, slash

And now we know that Legion World has nothing sillier that a barbarian shorn, either!

****MROARRRRRR*******

Hrun Laughs, He likes to see this shaven pussy.

He bends to pick shattered cat claws from his Armour plated lion cloth and looks around. From the floor below him he can hear the faint sound of water.

"Hrun must find more cat fur for these meager two inches will not make a pouch fit for a king"

He turns to the nearest wall and punches through it as if it were made of paper and walks out of the security office.

"Come to me mighty Elfwine, Axe of my forebears" and the huge weapon of Hrun smacks into his hand.

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NOW Slave!!

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*looks through the new hole in the wall*

Well, I always said the security office could use a bit more lighting! Or, at least, now I have.

Hmm...Hrun has a telekinetic/empathic rapport with his weapon? Or perhaps Elfwine is something more. I'm picturing a barbarian Tyr now!

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Our insurance rates are gonna skyrocket.

Or they would if anyone had been dumb enough to insure us to begin with.

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We should start holding talks with Policy Pam at this rate. If we don't have insurance now, we'll definitely need it down the road.

[Policy Pam]

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I know you can still get a maritime policy against piracy (mrs. matlock is a claims adjuster and had to learn all sorts of obscure insurance trivia to get her liscense) but I am not sure what if any barbarian coverage is available. Where are you Pam?
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Um, I hope Hrun knows we're not in the Security Office right now. He just punched a hall in SoM and OM's governmental building!

I have a feeling the slightly-not-sane one won't be pleased...

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Let alone the bug.

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I can see problems already when a new LMBPer crosses the govenment(al).

Perhaps Pam can help us with piracy protection like matlock suggests? Hopefully it would leave the statues of Legion World's greatest posters intact and pillaged-free.

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Hrun the Barbarian
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Hrun runs into the building, his huge weapon in his hands.

Some of the more delicate posters avert their eyes at this.

"Bah! that Stoopid cat has not been here"

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*sigh*

*Directs SoMbots to repair the hole, and erects a field around the GovernMental building, which allows all but Hrun to pass through. Hrun will end up stuck on the barren asteroid KP once ended up stuck on for a time if he tries to enter*

[ August 15, 2004, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Sanity or Madness? ]

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Hm, this seems like something that might be used against Capt. Dallas.

Not to make him paranoid or anything.

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You don't have to make him paranoid; he already came that way.

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He came with instructions too, but Lord knows where those are.
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We burned them.

It's more fun that way.

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