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<Hrun and matlock tumble off the patio at Cramer's out into the dingy alleyways of Legionworld>
Very well young stripling! Let's see if you have what it takes to beat the old man!
Hey, the interton trash can lid! I need it now more than ever.
<lid in one hand, spinning pretzel maker above head in other, matlock circles his berserker prodigy>
From: Douglasville, GA | Registered: Jul 2003
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Though filled with a killing rage Hrun is still an old Barbarian fighter (and just think about how “good” that must make him) so he circles Matlock warily as he eyes up the strange pretzel weapon.
Then he dummy’s left and attacks to the right the blows rain down heavily on Matlock’s inertron trash can lid bending it out of shape but otherwise protecting Matlock.
“Hold back there kid we got to talk” says Matlock but to no avail, the Barbarian is not listening.
Realising that his sword is not powerful enough Hrun sheaths it and draws out Hrunfilgar the battle axe.
“Listen boyo the sword didn’t break this, what makes you think that axe can. Look we really need to talk” Says Matlock.
Hrun attacks and Matlock once more raises the inertron trash can lid. To his horror the axe slices cleanly through the makeshift shield and cuts deep into his arm leaving it limp and useless.
“I have to get away from him, give him time to calm down.” Thought Matlock and activating his coffee vision he blasts Hrun with a Double Espresso knocking him backwards. Taking advantage of the momentary respite Matlock vanishes through Stoopid Cats tesseract system.
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<A mob of 100,000 has gathered outside the LMB constitutional convention as Tamper speaks. Many in the mob carry weapons and signs denouncing the dictatorial powers of the Office of Security and its agent.>
...a growing isidious threat growing on the bowels of Legion World. The Office of Security led by the Sexual Deviant Cobalt Kid and the Dudley Do-Right... of Space are a creeping menace to the lives and prosperity of all of you.
I pledge that this convention will restore the rights of the people of Legion World.
<Tamper enters the hall. The most millitant elements of the mob march with their weapons towards the Office of Security, attacking government property along the way. The rest cordon off the Convention Hall subjecting delegates trying to enter with a hail of abuse.>
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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Don’t you remember it was here that Matlock saved us from the Royal Inquisitor?
And it was here that Cobalt Kid and Space Ranger battled the Red Bee! And Dark Stu! And Phineas B. Fuddle!
The Security Office has always protected us, specifically on the streets of Legion World!
*choke* What are you all doing?
<crowd begins to murmur>
“He’s right!” says an old grandmother, “we owe them our lives a thousand times over!”
<bearded dock worker speaks up>
“It’s that evil genius guy, that Tamper Lad! He’s screwing with us!”
<Crazy Lou, the town drunk speaks up>
“I say we tar and feather him!”
<finally, Matlock enters>
“No people! Untamed violence is never the answer! We must look to civilized society and live in peace as we always do. Trust us, my friends, we’ll take care of Tamper Lad!”
“You got it Matlock!” they reply in unison.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Hrun enters, "Feh! who says untamed violence is not the answer? here, try your vaunted coffee vision powers on this" and he throws the stolen coffee machine from Cramers at Matlocks head.
"Once I have found Stoopid Cat I shall return for you. you old youngster. We have unfinshed business you and I"
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
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Here I am again, back out on the streets...just where Matlock gave me the ultimate beating that finally put a stop to my never-ending spiral of violence...
<The Royal Inquisitor enters a dark alley and runs down another side alley. In his arms is the body of Varalent, recently pulled from SHAKES. The Emerald Eye isn't seen, but the green glow suggests its presence is near>
Wake up Varalent! There's no signs of attack, no bruises...I can't tell what happened. I need to find someone who can...
From: Captain's Cabin | Registered: Sep 2003
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I see running from you simply isn't smart. But I can tell you with all honesty that I won't be attacking you again.
You were away for a long time when I made my way here. I did things I'm not proud of. But I was on Legion World for over a year in hiding and I knew these streets well, thanks to the Red Bee.
The Emerald Eye is speaking to me somehow, I can feel it. Its telling me to get Vee away from you and everyone else. The danger is still very real. Some...*thing*...is near, and it wants Vee.
So once again, I must bid you farewell.
<pushes a brick into the side of a building and immeditely a platform falls out from underneath him. A tesseract transport picks up the Royal Inquisitor and Vee and sends him somewhere else on Legion World. Normally, the Security Office would be able to monitor or stop this, if not for the damage that Gary Concord and Lonestar Ranger did to the tesseracts months ago to allow them to get around easier>
<the Royal Inquisitor and Vee are gone>
From: Captain's Cabin | Registered: Sep 2003
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