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<walking through the streets is the reanimated corpse of Bowels Bursting Boy! Immediately it sets its sights on Tamper Lad...>
OOC: Cobalt might not be there, but my knowledge of some of the more 'tawdry' dead LMBers won't stop me from putting you all in harm's way
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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*** Tamper Directs the OscarMayerMatic towards the animated cadaver of Bowel Bursting Boy***
Bwahaha Bowel Burst Boy your powers will be contained once you are ground up and encased in weiner casings.
**Tamper's smile turns into a frown as he realizes BBB's power is not only to burst bowels but also to nullify any intestinal like casing like the cellulose membrane which the OscarMayerMatic uses to make its zombie dogs...***
** The entire stack of zombie sausages made by the machine is consumed in the chain reaction as bits of cadaver litter the mean streets of Legion World **
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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Caliente looks at her galpal. "Nova, thanks for the save! And, darling, I'm sure you'd have just as many male suiters if you'd stop biting their heads off." She deadpans. "Literally, in some cases."
Nova Girl just shrugs. Cali continues to fight, slightly distracted by LardLad and the twit. She sees he's in trouble but before she can get to him, he's bitten.
"Lardy! Oh no, that Dazzle person bit him! And after he was so gentlemanly about the whole thing." Cali sighed. (Okay, so it was a tad awkward but whatever. He doesn't deserve to be a zombie for it!)
Frowning angrily, Caliente fries her.
"Crispy. Nice..."
Suddenly, Cali hears Lonestar Ranger's call. She slaps her forehead, feeling a mixture of relief and disappointment until she realizes he's a zombie, too. "Ahhh! Are you kidding me?!" she cries. "He's really dead?
"Wait," Cali's eyes widen, "but, that means Frio... God. Okay, no time to think about that. Focus." She cooks a zombie sneaking up behind Nova Girl. "If he's already dead, then I don't have to hold back."
A smile slowly spreads on her face. Cali sends fireballs through the zombies around her, giving herself a bit of space.
"Finally, I can do exactly what I've wanted to do since the day I met him!" Caliente holds her hands together, creating a giant fire-sword. Wielding it expertly, she slices Lonestar Ranger straight down the middle. "Ha!"
From the ground, both halves of Lonestar Ranger are still trying to move toward her and making incoherent noises. "Ew!" Cali sees the zombie dogs being burst. "Double ew! God, zombies. Whyyy?!"
-------------------- Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ! CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?
Context... who needs it?
From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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<Uses Magnetic Power to gather a vast array of metal containers, dumpsters, trash cans and similar objects and begins magnetically stuffing zombies into them...>
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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Cali, its Cobie. I'm at Slim's bar, and I can gladly say we've finally taken back Stoopid Cat, Pagan Lass and Space Tart. But Slim is on the loose, we believe in the streets of Legion World, plus one of Lardy's robots is acting funky and seems to be against us.
You're the leader now. Congrats. We'll all follow your lead. You should know I tried to talk to Frio. It...didn't go well. We seem to have problems everywhere. We'll all be joining you in the streets shortly.
Cobie out.
----------END MESSAGE-----------------
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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The minions of Shenu bring hell to Legion World. The hour grows closer for our gathering, as the five faces of death will destroy our most hated enemies, leaving this planet to be ours for the taking. Once more I shall bring my rule to Legion World, and each one of us shall have what we desire.
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Ugh, this is definitely what you call going nowhere fast... Shenu must still be out there. No way can these corpses be animated without him.
<spots Cobalt Kid & Co. and rushes over>
Cobie! Britney! I got your message but we've seen no signs of Slim or anyone else for that matter. Just zombies. Lots of zombies. We've managed to clear the streets of most of the civilians, though there's always a few fanatics.
Lardy, I'm so glad you're all right. *hugs him quickly* But there's more zombies than ever, so be careful. We don't want you turning undead on us... And Abin, it's good to see your family safe at last.
<takes Cobie aside quickly, frying a few zombies that come too closer>
Cobie, listen... I don't know what I'm doing here! I'm no leader-- not yet! I can understand a trial by fire but this is... *shakes head* Too much. Way too much. And Frio-- agg!
You're the one with the experience here, so I really hope you have a plan. Suggestion. Anything. Otherwise we might have to listen to Tamper Lad and who wants that?
From further into the fray comes a cry of, "Not me!" that sounds suspiciously like Nova Girl.
-------------------- Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ! CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?
Context... who needs it?
From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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Oh, you're a leader Cali. Baptism of 'fire' suits you. But I'll gladly lend a hand.
I suggest we regroup somewhere, and soon. The citizens are clearing the streets and a strong amount of LMBers are holding off the zombies to the East End. Then you can call the roll, and get us on the offense, and maybe we can start figuring out what's going on here. Too many threats at once--it must be part of a larger plan.
Other than that, I have some ideas of what's happening and I'll share them all with you. Also, I believe we can trust Rex Veridian, and frankly, we can use his power considering so many LMBers are off-world. So I'll follow your lead...
(AKA - if you want, create a new thread for an LMB meeting! )
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Have no fear, Caliente. You may be new to the leadership position, but you are not alone.
< Looks over at Cobalt Kid >
Cobie dear, you have a little Tart on your shoulder.
-------------------- Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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<hands Spacey off to the Security Office field medics>
Put her with Pagan and Stoopid Cat, but not at the Security Office, rather, Medicus Two. The streets aren't safe, but we seem to be okay on this side of town.
<walks back over to LMBers>
I had to save her, Crujeckie. I'm sure you understand. <looks uncomfortable>
We'll follow Cali's lead, but we can both help her by keeping everyone else in line.
<puts arm around Crujectra>
We seem to be the only two LMBers left not covered in zombie. Too bad we don't have a few moments to spare...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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