***...fugitive has escaped with victim to parts unknown...need full detail scouring streets ASAP! Meanwhile, I'll go back to SHAKES to search for clues...Lardy out!***
<enter Cobalt Kid with Jailbait Lass taking notes>
Damn, there was a time when I good have just tapped into the satellite monitors of Legion World and seen for myself what happened. But those days are over...which I'm sure Reboot and other members of the LMB are glad about
So the Inquisitor kidnapped Vee? Or after reading Lardy's report, what the Inquisitor was saying implies something more sinister. I guess we'll have to see...
<notices smashed bottle with liquid. Puts finger to it. Sniffs>
Hm. This is that wino Roy and Lardy saw. If we could get a word with him it'd corroborate the story, though that's not important.
<pauses>
That's interesting. This wasn't wine at all. It was only water.
<pulls off gloves>
We're going to need a full crime scene investigation. Let me know how it goes. Jailbait Lass, follow me...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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New Faces appear just as strange things start happening. I think I'll be keeping close tabs on this one...
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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The Zombie shambles back its feet....it opens it mouth and says....."LLLAAAARRRDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!"
Lardlad looks on in horror as he realizes that THIS zombie is the corpse of none other than Space Ranger.
Shenu's voice roils though the streets "Can you bear to see your loved ones die again? I will have my vengance. I will leave LegionWorld in ruins"
Motes of darkness coalesce until Shenu himself stands in the streets before Lardlad. "Do your worst o chunky one, its time you learned your full power is no match to mine"
-------------------- Through the sands of time an ancient evil unleashed I come to end it its path of destruction
From: undisclosed | Registered: Apr 2007
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Ugh they're eating all the handbags at my favorite accessory store. All those cute little purses and belts ruined. Not to mention the shoes, all those beautiful shoes.
HEY ZOMBIE, those patent leather boots are for me, I find they attract boys like honey attracts ants.
<blasts a bunch of zombies with explosive force reclaiming a pair of size 7 boots>
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Fear not Legionnaires! For though you are both the war-bringer of Legion World and the harlot of many gentleman callers, I shall come to your aid! For I have sworn to protect the unnamed citizens of the streets of Legion World with my powers of super-understanding of liberty!
<sees zombies roaming the streets of Legion World>
Much like the mindless consumers of a mass media and materialistic culture, these zombies seem bent on destroying all that is humane and worth living for!
I hope the current plan is to do more than destroy the only remnants of our deceased friends and comrades, my friends! I suggest taking the fight to the enemy!
Registered: Apr 2005
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I will now unleash the greatest antizombie weapon ever conceived. The OscarMayerMatic 5000 is a turnkey solution for all your undead needs. In one end the harvester literally vacuums zombies into the processing unit.
There the processing converts them to "hot dogs".
<The OscarMayerMatic whips into action, pulling zombies into its processing unit. Grinding and crushing sounds are heard as a stack of weiners begins to form at the tail end of machine.>
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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What?!?! The zombies are still attacking? I was sure that was the zombie master! They should be falling down!
<blasts another zombie>
<behind where it was are 11 boxes of expensive shoes>
Size nines? Excellent!
<takes them to Cali and puts them in her purse tesseract>
Hope you like these, darlin'! Don't worry--I'll put in a voucher with the shop owner!
<smiles and touches her cheek briefly>
Whoops! Here come more zombies!
<the two are now back-to-back surrounded by dozens of zombies>
Cali..<blasts two of them>..don't be offended...<blasts another three>...I just wanted you to know I really care about you. If you never...<blasts>...reciprocate, it's okay.<blasts one lunging for her> Just know...<blasts a quartet of them>...that I love you...<shields them both as a mob of them pile on>...and will always be there for you, even if...<expands shield outward suddenly pushing the mob back about 15 feet>...all you ever want is friendship.
<gasps, assesses situation and sees they're still surrounded>
Cali--set a fire around our circumference to keep them at bay! Then, we'll fly over and pick some off!
<faces her>
What do you think about that?
<looks in her eyes, his tone and gaze suggesting the question alludes to more than just the plan>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Wow, those are some serious boots. I-- I'm not sure I can accept them. But, so.. pretty... oh, I suppose I could keep them. But just this pair. And just this once.
<is quick to fire through a big group of zombies nearby>
Okay, I don't like them closing in on us. I don't like it ooooone bit.
<listens as Lardy bares his soul, distractedly firing on the zombies>
(Lo-loves me? But- but... he doesn't even know me. How can this be happening to me? Again? I'm married!)
Um.. uhm... fire? Yeah! I can, uh, do that. The plan sounds good.
<takes a few breaths as she sets the circumference aflame>
As for the rest... Lardy, I think you're a really nice guy. But I'm married now. And I love my husband. *puts a hand on his shoulder* I'll always cherish your friendship. *kisses his cheek*
Besides, you never know. There could very well be another girl out there for you. Have you met Amora the Enchantress..? I can introduce you after we finish zombie slaying if you like.
-------------------- Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ! CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?
Context... who needs it?
From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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Careful you don't end up like one of those kooky old cat ladies but with icky dorky men instead of cats.
**Nova Girl points out a zombie coming towards them.**
Heads Up Cali. Awww look what's coming, Isn't that sweet.
**A Zombie bearing a bouquet of withered roses, a box of maggot infested chocolates, and a rusty ring approaches Cali and goes down on one knee as to profess his undying, and undead love for her. Nova Girl rolls her eyes.**
Seriously! Girl, what perfume are you using? Cuz y'know I think you should share. I'd like some lovin some time too.
**Nova Girl delivers a mighty kick to the zombie suitor decapitating it as it prostrates before Cali.**
That's for not CALLING me back.
**Looks at Cali, Shrugging sheepishly**
I dunno? He may have been a one night stand?
Registered: Sep 2005
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I know when to back off--and I definitely don't want to lose your friendship! But, at the same time, I had to let you know how I feel. Good luck with Actor...he's a lucky guy! <hugs her>
Amora, eh? Hmmm...she pretty hot! <grins>
<turns to Nova Girl>
"icky dorky", huh? Well, I'm not sure exactly what your relationship is with Tamper, but if there's any romantic tension there...well, good luck with that! <laughs>
<suddenly, a wave of zombies separates Lardy from Cali and Nova>
What the hell?!? It's like the zombies--!
<he's interrupted by a voice calling...>
"Anthony"
<turning around trepidatiously to the source, he sees not a rotting corpse speaking his name, but a beautiful, familiar blonde woman>
"My only love..."
<gasps>
Leelee?
<and there she is, his first love who was murdered by his worst enemy--the LMBer known as Dazzle Lass!>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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