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Stu
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Ceci n'est pas un post.
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Director Lad
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I'll give some of that Coluan stuff a try. Nothin' like a nice briar to top off the day!
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sometimes a cigar ... is a really huge phallus ...

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Stu
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Yes... a pungent, burning phallus.
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Lard Lad
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quote:
Originally posted by STU:
Yes... a pungent, burning phallus.
...that can give ya cancer! [Wink]

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Rockhopper Lad
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I'm a hard-core non-smoker. Have you anything in a bubble pipe?

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I'm a hard-core arse-man. Have you anything in a bubble butt?

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Exnihil
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quote:
Originally posted by SharkLad:
I'm a hard-core arse-man. Have you anything in a bubble butt?
Strangely, I do, but considering that this joke is from 1998...

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...I can't guarantee the freshness.

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Sorry for bumping my own thread, but...

I just read L3W... and I need a smoke after that!

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Raging Bull
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Do ya know the Marlboro Man? Friend o' mine.

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I bought 80 cigars for my bachelor party and 77 of them were smoked. Not bad, not bad...that's a lot of drunk fellas lighting up. It ended up being a hit too, many compliments all around.
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Stu
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What did you do with the remaining 3 cigars?
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Fat Cramer
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A Taltaran cigarillo for the lady, please, Exnihil.

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Exnihil
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quote:
Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
A Taltaran cigarillo for the lady, please, Exnihil.
Coming right up. No need to get "Thora"-bout it. Get it? "Thora"-bout? Like "Sore about"? Because... you know... Thora... and Taltar... and... and...

...sorry, ma'am... that'll be 75 cents.

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Cobalt Kid
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quote:
Originally posted by Iron Rat:
What did you do with the remaining 3 cigars?
That was breakfast the next morning! With coronas!
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