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Granted! The Ethel Merman disco album is now all that is ever played on every radio station!
I wish I looked good in a Speedo.
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Granted! You'll drop a ten pound note crossing the street in London.
I wish all the libraries had enough money.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Granted, the religious right is successful in banning the publishing of all new books that don't have their approval. Now the libraries have ample funds to acquire all 4 new books that are published each year. Readership drops and libraries don't need the staff anymore. Thus additional savings are realized on payroll. The libraires are rolling in dough. Too bad no one visits them anymore.
I wish the religious right would develop compassion.
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Granted, you have a rare disease and the pain is only alleviated by drinking copious amounts of alcohol until you throw up (thus purging the toxic build up) and pass out. A special humanitarian act of the state legislature, thanks to Shiela Keuhl (who has the hots for you) grants you a license to drink legally in a controlled environment. The therapeutic effect, far from being harmful to you, helps, but won't cure your illness.
I wish the religious right would develop compassion.
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Granted, The religious right develops compassion but doesn't change their core beliefs regarding any social issues. However their more cuddly image makes them the majority party of the land. They enact everything they want.
I wish, I could reconcile my left-wing beliefs on social policy with the fact that my view on economic policy is libertariansim.
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Granted, but with the religious right in control (see last wish) it doesn't matter.
I wish I could have a chocolate coconut ice cream cone like I had when I was a kid.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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Granted...you can have just one of those cones, but it'll be so good, you'll never be happy with any other food again.
I wish all mosquitoes (and their eggs and larvae) would vanish from Earth and never return.
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Granted. Aliens looking for examples of Earth species to put in their galactic zoo accidentally end up transporting every mosquito, as well as their eggs and larvae, to their zoo world. Oh, and they take you as their representative of humanity.
I wish I could become famous for doing something beneficial for the world.
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Granted! You are able to see into the future and forecast the next Hitler, who is a baby at the moment. You kill him to save the future, but are branded a baby killer all over the press and sent to death row.
I wish there were more green m&m's in each pack.
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Granted, you are accidentally trapped in the wheel well of the Discovery when it takes off on it's next mission. In fact, you travel around the world several times. Unfortunately, you don't survive because of the cold and lack of air.
I wish to win a stateroom for a free cruise on the Queen Mary II from New York to London.
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Sure, wish granted, you're just a bit unlucky though that your boss is jealous and will sack you with immediate effect and badmouth you to all and sundry while you cruise if you take the time off.
I wish I were taller!
-------------------- "Tempus Fugitive" the final part of the Adventures of Dream Boy series, set in the Three-Boot Universe. Read it only in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.
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