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Granted. Descartes was right when he said "Cogito ergo sum", also translated as "Je pense donc je suis" and "I think therefore I am". You are no longer able to think and therefore you are not.
I wish someone would discover in 2006 how to bend space and time in order to travel to other solar systems.
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Sure, no problem, pity that someone is under the control of the evil flesh eating Xhhhuji of Mellllac 7 and they are bound to invade any day!
I wish I had more money!
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Granted! They do so and they take the secret with them when they go, they like where they end up and decide to stay.
I wish I were built like one of the humanoid, male Legionnaires.
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Granted. A scientist discovers a space warp propulsion system. However during the first large scale test, the team causes a cascading effect which permanently damages space around earth. Earth sinks into a gravity well and never emerges.
I wish for the end of world poverty.
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Granted, apples are now oranges and can be added together. Unfortunately, it has a ripple effect and all things become the same. Not only is it really boring, but it really messes up entropy.
I wish I could go back in time and meet myself when I was 21 to tell me what not to do.
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Granted! You go back and tell your 21-year-old self what not to do and he, of course, ignores you.
I wish I could find a man with whom I could maintain a romantic relationship.
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I wish I was as good looking as the Abercrombie and Fitch male models.
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Granted, you now have lean chiseled blond good looks, you have washboard abs and don't own a shirt. Unfortunately, you are so good looking that everyone is afraid to approach you. It's a very lonely life.
I wish I could sing better than Luciano Pavarottii, the famous opera singer (not some no talent namesake).
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Not a problem Semi, you can now sing better than not only Pavorotti but ALL opera singers, unfortunately you can only do this when you are in the shower by yourself.
I wish there were more hours in my day.
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Granted, you now have 48 hours in your day, but your workload also doubled.
I wish that the next song I hear is my favorite one.
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