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We'll always be... <it hurts for him to say it> friends, Rocky...Eudyptes. No matter what. It was your kindness, warmth and devotion that made me fall for you. <hugs Rocky tightly>
L-look, Rocky. <rubs eyes> I also have news for you. I've learned more about the Evil Emperor Pyngwyn the past few days, and the news is, well, it's startling!
The other Eudyptes has a new throneworld within the Dark Oval. It's Earth-4, Rocky! It lives! They switched it somehow with another burnt-out planet. The SMB are there and still alive--but they're enslaved. Enslaved by him and that other Blaine Fey.
Cobie and I...we're putting a group together to go out there and liberate them, Rocky. I don't know if you would want to go with us, but I know very well that you would at least want to know.
We're keeping this on the down-low, Rocky. It would be a diplomatic nightmare to do if it were an official action. So no matter what...you can't tell anyone about it.
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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I may be honor-bound as Prince of the Pyngwyn Colonies, but I am also a card-carrying member of the Legion of Message Board Posters and, of all LMBers, if Evil...if Eudyptes is causing trouble, it's my duty to help out.
And is Rockhopper Lass there too?
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<looks shocked as the thought hadn't occurred to him> I...I don't know. Ka--er, our source didn't mention anything about her. Possibly, she doesn't know. It would make sense, though. I'll have to ask...our source...about Adelie and the others that have been missing, like Bat-Fem. Huh. <his mind races>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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<Rocky taps microphone> Is this thing on? Testing, testing, one, two, three.
My fellow LMBers, I welcome you all to the Rookery, which is campaign central for Rocky/Fanfie in 3011!
Food and beverage are plentiful. Please relax and enjoy while my scantily-clad waitstaff tend to your every need.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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As a special feature, the Rookery cinema will be playing a continuous run of Peanuts specials, Warner Brothers shorts and Hanna-Barbera cartoons during the entire campaign.
Good grief! What's up, doc? Yabba dabba doo! We have it all!
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My only non-platonic relationships have been Openly Gay Lad and Lard Lad. Oh, and Hypno Nips. Can't forget Hypno Nips.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: Ooooooh, dun caught on'a dem dere candidet's inna lie, I dun got picker's. Now, who's gonna pony up tha green.
Actually, Rick, that's pretty much it. I'm pretty much the Julie Andrews of Legion World.
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Today, the Rookery Cinema will be featuring a retrospective of the 1980 classic Drak Pack.
For luncheon today, we will be serving a dainty meal of watercress sandwiches, smoked salmon, a crisp salad and petits fours.
All weekend long, their will be special celebrations for my dear running mate's birthday.
Remember, a vote for Rocky/Fanfie is a vote for all kinds of good things!
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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The campaign/Fanfie's birthday/just-because-we're-cool-that-way party continues at the Rookery.
The pre-brunch concert today will be a chamber recital by the Super-String Quartet...of Space! During brunch, a selection of classic '80s songs (selected by Fanfie herself) will be played (not by the quartet).
Our comely, scantily-clad waitstaff stands by, ready to fulfill your every need.
Remember a vote for Rocky/Fanfie is a vote for more good things than you ever hoped possible!
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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