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Author Topic: Nasty Genie Exnihil back in black (and white) posted                        Granted. Although, with your new-found underwater breathing abilities, you are also granted the traditional "sub-aquatic human" ability of telepathically communicating with fish. The novelty wears off very quickly as you soon realize that all fish think nothing but, "Swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, eat, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim...." I wish the fellow at the next desk would stop talking so loudly on his phone. -------------------- See Here for the latest update on the 2013 Chicago Gathering (now including tentative attendance list) Registered: Feb 2008  |  IP: Logged |  Dave Hackett The Red Legionnaire posted                       Granted. You now share a cubicle and he uses your phone. I wish I didn't have such a huge backlog of work piled up. From: Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada | Registered: Sep 2004  |  IP: Logged |  gone gone posted                           Granted! All of your tasks are given to a younger man... your replacement, YOU are Fired! I wish for an end to racism, sexism and ageism. From: gone | Registered: Jul 2010  |  IP: Logged |  Rockhopper Lad Kills Threads Dead posted                           Granted. The human race has just been wiped off the face of the Earth. I wish they would do away with Daylight Saving Time. -------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant." From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Shining Son oversexed young adult posted                        (You know that's just how I thought the genie would grant the last one. Kind of takes care of Daylight Saving Time too, doesn't it? But of course he doesn't like to repeat himself.) Granted. The genie having no concept of DST just went ahead and eliminated Time entirely. And now, among some rather basic existential problems, everyone's favorite Time Trapper stories are now out of continuity. I wish Time would come back. From: Manhattan, NY | Registered: May 2011  |  IP: Logged |  cleome46 or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off posted                        Granted! Unfortunately, it's been privatized by Government "austerity" hounds and sold off to the highest bidder: The Greyhound Bus Corporation. If you've ever been on a Greyhound bus, I shouldn't have to explain any further. I wish I had a fantastic, novel, inexpensive homemade food item ready to take to my buddy's birthday party this afternoon. -------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you. From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged |  Shining Son oversexed young adult posted                        Granted, with no magical twists. But only because the Genie knows exactly how likely it is for the tasty treat to actually make it out of the house. I wish I had one of those with the same flavor, only with less calories. From: Manhattan, NY | Registered: May 2011  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       Granted. Too bad you don't get to try it, since cleome ate it too. I wish I were a world-famous male model and actor. -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Rockhopper Lad Kills Threads Dead posted                           Granted! You are now a world-famous male model and actor. You are so well-known and lusted after that you cannot leave your house without people throwing themselves at you. Ultimately you become a recluse. Your fingernails grow to be ridiculously long and you walk around with Kleenex tissue boxes on your feet. I wish Brian Unger would do an episode of How the States Got Their Shapes from my neighborhood, spot me and fall madly in love with me. -------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant." From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       Granted. Brian Unger loves you so much; he gives you chocolate and flowers every day, takes you on these awesome vacations all around the world, and makes mad passionate love with you (and lets you do whatever you want to him!). Too bad you just don't feel the spark, and end up seeing him as just a friend. I wish I had a personal coffeemaker at work, that could make whatever drink I wanted it to. For free and without needing to be refilled. -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |  cleome46 or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off posted                        Granted! Unfortunately, it runs exclusively on dilithium crystals, which don't actually exist. I wish the cats were friends, and would quit fighting with each other all the time. -------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you. From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged |  Shining Son oversexed young adult posted                        Granted. They have decided you are the common enemy. Good luck when you turn out the lights tonight. I with they hadn't included the Legion in the "soft relaunch". From: Manhattan, NY | Registered: May 2011  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       Granted. There is no more Legion at all. I wish the next person to post has a happy, rewarding, fulfilling life. From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Future The Present is Past posted                       Granted. Wow! I'm so happy right now about the thoughtfulness of that wish that I ... what's that? (...I wish I wasn't dead now...) Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard. posted                       Granted. Time is altered so you actually died BEFORE your life turned happy, rewarding and fulfilling. I wish we could all attend the next Legion World get-together. -------------------- Loss: How does the galaxy cope w/o the Postboot Legion? Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members! From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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