Damnit, Cobalt, don't MOVE! You'll only risk injuring yourself more! I'm here to take you two somewhere safe where you can recieve the best medical care.
(Transforms into special-ambulance mode, making sure to treat the passengers with the gentlest of care.)
Don't worry, Jinx, Calamity Monkey... we're going to make your master better! If you want to help him, use your animalistic tracking skills to help hunt down that EVIL Red Bee!
(Speeds off to Medicus Two)
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From: Birmingham, AL | Registered: Jul 2003
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Make way plebs, coming through, mind my great big chopper (fnar fnar).
I, Lucien Lad, do hereby declare that I am at war! I have my great big horse, i have some absolutely fabulous armour and a really nice helmet with a little crown on it that is specially designed *not* to give you helmet hair and a great big swotrd and a crossbow or seven and a whole hoard of Brads dressed in traditional ancient Hellenistic battle dress (ie, helmets and cloaks and boots and nothing else) and I am riding through Legion World whacking all and sundry with my sword. At the moment I am just whacking people with the flat of the sword (whack) because I'm still not entirely clear on who the enemy is (whack whack) but believe me when I *do* find out (whack whack whackity whack) then I'll (whack) be using the (whack) sharp edge (whack whack whack).
Oh, and someone should probably go and dig up Jailbait Lass. Red Bee burried her in the graveyard over there and she's probably only got a couple of seconds of air left before she, ya know (whack) suffocates).
Tarantaraaaa!!!
(whack whack whack)
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From: Manchester, UK | Registered: Jul 2003
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(a stray attack porcupine wanders in having been spearated from the main force. stabby stab, pointy pointy he goes, and then wanders out. From outside there crash of someone trying to escape from Lucien Lad's First Armoured Porcupine Attack Squad but running into Lucien Lad himself coming the other way and still randomly whacking people with his big sword while poking them with his little bee slaying sword.
The porucpine wanders out again. Crikets chirrup. A short rain of fish bounces off the floor and flaps around for a bit before managing to escape into the sewer. All is normal on Legion World....)
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From: Manchester, UK | Registered: Jul 2003
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Gosh, all this whacking and stabbing and directing attack porcupines is sleepy work, I tell you. I think it might be time for my beddy byes now.
Ooooh, wait.... I hear a call on my telpathic telephone...Of Space.
I'm being called away on a vital mission to Bristol World for extra training and to see if maybe I can find some answers to the problems that are befalling Legion World of late. Answers to questions that I don't even know yet! Of course, since I don't actually know whats going on anyway even if I did know the questions to the answers I'm getting then I wouldn't understand why the questions were in the first place so I'd still be confused. But, hey, usual state of being, so that's alright. Yay!
I may have time to come in for a quick sorty with the porcupines tomorrow morning before I go, but if not I shall be back on Sunday with an even bigger sword probably.
Brads, I'm leaving you in the care of Princess Crujectra on the understanding that she doesn't mistreat you (any more than is normal in following your usual tasks of course) and then she carries on the whacking of people with a sword in my absence. She can be a bit more ladylike though if she likes. The porcupines are coming with em though, but I shall leave this Low Level Attack Battalion of Armoured Hedgehogs who are nearly as good and very useful for attacking short people or feet. Or short people with feet. Whatever, they're good.
Night all. (whack whack).
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From: Manchester, UK | Registered: Jul 2003
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For old times sake, Kid Prime. When your term as LMBP leader ends, you can at least clean up your room in your spare time. <grin>
From: Indiana | Registered: Mar 2004
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Just in case you hadn't heard Jeff. They pushed back the release date back for the the live-action Transformers movie. It is now due for release on July 4, 2007.
From: Utah | Registered: Jul 2003
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